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In just a few hours, we'll finally know the name of the next president of the United States.
That name's been a long time coming. The 2008 presidential election has spanned two years and $1.6 billion dollars. It's become a dominating presence in the national airwaves and everyday conversation, and its many twists and turns have resulted in some of the greatest electoral drama in American history.
After today, nobody will ever pester you to vote - at least for another two years.
For those who are voting, consider these tips:
To find your polling location, visit dailypennsylvanian.com/wheretovote or call the Committee of Seventy's toll-free system at 1-866-268-8603.
It's hard for me to remember a time before this election; it seems like it's been going on forever.
Everyday we are bombarded non-stop with breaking news, election updates and attack ads. Every celebrity from Chuck Norris to that kid from Superbad has implored us to vote.
This weekend, the eight on-campus sororities are holding Open Houses, a time for informal conversation between sisters and interested underclassmen. If you had asked me as a freshman whether I was attending this event, I would have responded with a look of disdain and an emphatic, "No.
Penn's efforts to spruce up the west end of campus may have been a little too successful.
The increasingly attractive 40th Street corridor has drawn more business to the area. But it's also drawn larger crowds, both from Penn and the surrounding community.
Mice daunt the world.
Several countries have nuclear weapons, but we're at a loss when it comes to fist-sized rodents invading our sacred human space.
The good news for mice is that nobody understands the underlying issue. Complain to people (landlord, exterminator, loved ones, compassionate teddy bear) about your mouse problem, and they'll respond in the same way: Lay down mousetraps.
Leading the way
To the Editor:
Lest any readers jump to the false conclusion from Chakravarthy's story about the HathiTrust (October 24, 2008) that Penn Libraries are not actively engaged in transforming our collections into digital resources, I offer an elaboration for the record.
Everybody knows that Tuesday is Election Day. But it's a mistake to think that it happens only once every four years. In fact, you vote nearly every day.
And unlike ACORN, you're not just trying to destroy the fabric of American democracy.
There are striking parallels between what Americans do in the voting booth and what they do in the shopping aisle.
Just last month, it seemed like you couldn't walk 10 feet without being asked if you were registered to vote by someone with a clipboard. I'm not talking about the student groups with tables and T-shirts on Locust Walk - I'm talking about the ACORN canvassers from the local community who blanketed the entire city.
Senator Obama is not our savior.
He will not solve all our problems in his first hundred days. He will not restore the economy overnight.
But while Senator McCain is a candidate with a compelling history of public service, Obama offers a compelling vision that will provide this country with the direction it needs.
One hundred years ago, America fell in love with a machine.
The big crush began with Henry Ford's Model T, and for generations it seemed our four-wheeled friends could do no wrong.
Though cars sometimes repaid our love with a deathly crush of their own, as when they veered off the road or slammed into an oncoming vehicle, we learned to forgive these transgressions.
Ready for your
pre-Pre SAT?
College Board, which administers the SAT and PSAT, recently announced that it will introduce a new standardized test for eighth graders. The two-hour "ReadiStep" Test will ask students multiple-choice questions on reading, math and writing.
For years, John McCain has proven that he is a different kind of politician - one who puts his country first, before his party, himself or any other consideration.
He's not afraid to stand up for what he believes in, even if it means going against his own party or even a popular president.
Six-hundred-and-thirty days ago, Senator Barack Obama began an improbable, historic and grueling journey proving to the American people that he is fit to be our next commander in chief. Through this journey we have come to know his strengths and weaknesses, his policy stances and political philosophy, his campaign style and, above all else, how truly qualified he is to be the next leader of the United States of America.