South Carolina day 1: senior superlatives

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After a long day of attending four candidate rallies and trekking across the state, the South Carolina DPolitics squad got a pretty good idea of each candidate's personality.  We didn't have time to find everyone's yearbook, so on the drive home we decided to award some senior superlatives ourselves:

Ben Carson: Most likely to fall asleep in class

Ted Cruz: Most likely to carry a pocket Constitution at all times

David Limbaugh: Most likely to be the Jeb(!) of the family

Sean Hannity: Most likely to have pictures of himself in his locker

Phil Robertson: Most likely to not get carded at a bar when he’s in high school

18-year-old Trump supporters from Boston: Most likely to turn you away from a frat party when your ratio’s bad

6 year old Cruz supporting girl who got in a shouting match with a liberal teenager: Most likely to win the Hunger Games

Marco Rubio: Most (objectively) attractive

Nikki Haley: Most likely to be on Saturday Night Live

"Dump Trump" guy: Most likely to show up high to class and have no one notice the difference

The security guard who let us into a Trump rally with last year’s Palestra media pass: Most likely to get a job checking bags in Van Pelt

Donald Trump: Most likely to be president