Executive Editor
Jason "Jimmy" Bodnar
Matt "Mini Mike" Mugmon
Matt "Mugfuck" Mugmon
Matt "Swampass" Mugmon
Managing Editor
Ben "Black Powder" Geldon
Rod "Lumbergh" Kurtz
Tristan "Silky Smooth" Schweiger
Jessica "OnlySimchas" Tuchinsky
Editorial Page Editor
Jonathan "Gil" Margulies
Gil "Jonathan" Margulies
Jonathan "Commie" Shazar
Senior Sports Editor
Rick "Smokes By 10" Haggerty
Stacy "Shumes" Humes-Schulz
Dan "D-Mac" McQuade
Amy "Toole" Potter
Jesse "Gigantic Face" Spector
Dave "Laziest Boy Ever" Zeitlin
Sports Editor
Lance "Lace" Stier
Nick "Astronaut" Tang
Campus News Editor
Steve "Mini Geldon" Brauntuch
Alyssa "Copy" Litman
Michael "Not Crazy" Sonsino
City News Editor
Alexis "Gil" Gilbert
Caryn "Pussy" Tamber
Assignments/Features Editor
Marla "Not" Dunn
Mo "Milton" Dick
Copy Editor
Drew "Fugly Girls" Armstrong
Jessica "Gap.com" Tuchinsky
Jennie "Folken" Woltz
Photo Editor (select 2)
Trevor "Redneck" Grandle
Lauren "Fishy" Karp
Angie "Houey" Louie
Todd "Unsigned" Savitz
Design Editor
Lisa "Thing" Benedetti
Paul "Cher" Gulesserian
Art Editor
Jarrod "JaROD" Ballou
Editor, dailypennsylvanian.com
Arman "UNC" Anvari
Scott "Bird" Vogel
Weekly Pennsylvanian Editor
Jessica "All Around" Andersen
Vivian "Bless" Hsu
Editor-in-Chief, 34th Street
Asher "Yatzar" Hawkins
George "& Chief" Scheer
Joe "Who Cares?" Schmo
Managing Editor, 34th Street
Samantha "Wheels" Melamed
Design Editor, 34th Street
Ross "Lois &" Clark
Ross "Lewis &" Clark
Business Manager
Stephanie "Gimp" Beyer
Cassy "Mrs." Howell
Brett "Most Fuckable" Rose
Finance Manager
Deryn "Double-D" Dobson
Chris "Stop e-mailing" Hagenbuch
Matt "Design" Mallet
Mike "Khakis" Vondriska
Production Manager
Megan "Plaggs" Hall
Caryn "Not Dating EJ" Hammer
Tammy "Mrs. Big Face" Meister
Tammy "Kissy Kissy" Meister
Jackass Editor
R. Hamilton Kurtz
Ms. Rod Kurtz
Max
Troy
Depresso the Magnificent
Sleepless Editor
Eric "Dog Pound" Moskowitz
Stacy "Humus" Schulz
Minions Editor
Andrew "Drugs" DeLaney
Devin "Loved" Fargnoli
Kenny "Booze-a-holic" Feng
R "Sports Editor" Kelly
Rick "Kamin Cup" Lapidos
Aaron "Stan" Searson
Sub "Gramps" Stockman
Very Ex Editor (pick 3)
Rick "Easy Rider" Haggerty
Eric "Hanna" Moskowitz
Will "Sex" Ulrich
Hearts Editor
Kyle "Lara Loves Me" Bender
Kyle "Peaches" Bender
Becky "Boo Hoo" Davidson
Senior Citizen Editor
Danielle "Frosh" Bujnak
Stefan "Thug" Miltchev
Greg "40 inches" Richards
Drunk Editor
Drew "Beer pong" Armstrong
Nick "Horrendous" Barnhorst
Photo "Boozin'" Department
Paul "Lightweight" Gulesserian
Rod "Flossin'" Kurtz
Missed Editor (pick 7)
Ben "Hosni" Geldon
Rick "AP" Haggerty
Catherine "Leather" Lucey
Laura "CT" McClure
Eric "Tiger" Moskowitz
Nick "Watches" Plagge
Eric "Casanova" Tucker
Dan "Turks" Turkenkopf
Dating Editor
Bevin "Beavis" Crankshaw
Jason "Eep!" Bodnar
Jessica "Marketing" Hilken
Kyle "Bloody Cuticle" Bahr
Maddy "Mike's Sister" Read
Dave "I'm Gettin' Some" Zeitlin
Jessica "I'm Not" Tuchinsky
Sports Info Editor
Jill "Grand Slam" Bergeron
Shaun "Blue Shirt" May
Rich "Helpful" Schepis
Carla "Helpful" Schulzberg
Fresh Editor
Laura "Barg" Ainsman
Alex "Bills" Eppstein
Dave "Zeide" Perkel
Zach "Sideburns" Silver
Fashion Editor
Dubes "Dramamine" Dubert
Steph "Black & Navy" Eisenstat
Emily "All-American" Foote
Brian "Fingers" Linde
Edward "Big Cock" Sherwin
Darlene "Chris" Yang
Christine "Darl" Zoh
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