1.) How much more food does a student who lives on campus at Locust Walk and 39th Street consume than one who lives off-campus at Spruce and 39th Streets? a. Three more meals a week. b. Five more meals a week. c. The same amount -- it's a Dining Service trick question. 2) Which students aren't allowed to subscribe for five meals more cheaply at Dining Service? a. Those that have been bad. b. Those that are underweight. c. Those that live on-campus and aren't enrolled in a fraternity or Hillel meal plan. 3) Why does Dining Service wish to gouge students who live on campus? a. Because the administration wants more students to move off campus. b. Because they're mean. c. Good question. Give yourself one point for each "c" answer.
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