Men's Hoops

Joke Issue: Ginger Ivy Leaguer is all the rage

Despite a standout Ivy League career, point guard Zack Rosen is facing plenty of doubts about whether he can take his talents to the NBA.
04/06/12 12:51am

Joke Issue: Penn replaced in Big 5 by rival Drexel

After being snubbed from the NCAA Tournament with a 29-7 record, the Dragons have been invited to join the Big 5 and replace Penn as the token member on 33rd Street.
04/06/12 12:51am

Joke Issue: Season still not over for men’s hoops

The Quakers will have another shot at postseason play tomorrow night against College House intramural champions, the Stouffer Mayers, in the first round of the Penn Rec Invitational.
04/06/12 12:51am

Quakers’ first true hoops star

Beck’s roots in the game began much before he would become a Penn basketball legend, correspond with Wilt Chamberlain and coach high-school basketball. 3 · 04/15/12 11:30pm

Joke Issue: Bilsky cancels The Line forever

The athletic department announced Tuesday that it will finally put an end to The Line, a tradition one Weigthman Hall insider said was “less relevant to Penn students than the DP.”
1 · 04/06/12 12:51am

Joke Issue: BREAKING: Sr. F Belcore jumps over piece of paper

Tuesday evening at the ESPN Sports Science laboratory, Rob Belcore performed what seemed impossible four years ago: he jumped over a piece of paper.
1 · 04/04/12 11:41pm

Joke Issue: Oxygen to broadcast Ivy League games

The Ivy League has finally caved to the pressure and signed a national TV deal for its football and basketball teams.
1 · 04/04/12 11:41pm